I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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