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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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