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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person. http://tfl.nu/uzlk

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u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them

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(415): u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them http://tfl.nu/vc7z

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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore

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(203): So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore http://tfl.nu/h83b

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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.

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(925): She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again. http://tfl.nu/nmj5

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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."

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(847): well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms." http://tfl.nu/dhb2

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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.

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(224): Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it. http://tfl.nu/voj2

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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

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(910): I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect. http://tfl.nu/cd2m

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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.

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(702): Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament. http://tfl.nu/k9l6

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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

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yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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(513): Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"? (505): yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win. http://tfl.nu/lwrt

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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.

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(828): you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire. http://tfl.nu/efxs

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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.

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(610): So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house. http://tfl.nu/bt1m

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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.

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(515): Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours. http://tfl.nu/5w5c

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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights

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(219): All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights http://tfl.nu/nkhu

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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP

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(724): umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP http://tfl.nu/bluu

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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

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(540): There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong. http://tfl.nu/f8bz

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