I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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