she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There r osticjed everywhere
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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