Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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