I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We have started to decorate penises.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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