Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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