just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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