Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
