i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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