You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
