Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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