I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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