two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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