I think I just saw someone hide a body.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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