I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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