My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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