I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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