Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Someone signed my nipple.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize