census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
soo... how was my night?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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