Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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