I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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