Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
