Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Randomize