? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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