thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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