It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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