no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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