The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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