i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
