I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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