I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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