real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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