Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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