you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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