It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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