Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Randomize
