I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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