how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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