He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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