pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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