After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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