Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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