Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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