Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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