What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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