Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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