Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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