I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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