I'm really into asian looking animals
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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