i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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