A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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