i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
