hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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